Friday, August 28, 2009

Corrigendopedia preface written and illustrated by moi!

I've spent a large portion of today sitting on my bed with my essential writing tools (a stack of printer paper, a Sumo Grip 0.9 mm mechanical pencil and the Desk Slab II), writing and drawing the preface for The Corrigendopedia.

That's right: Most websites seem to have an introduction, whereas mine has a preface. That's only because I know what I'm going to do, I just don't know where I'm going with it.

aug 123 This is my 'dedicated' face.

My 'dedicated' face.

Also, I'm rather proud of myself for coming up with some jokes that made me laugh. I don't know where they came from, but if you ever see the same jokes elsewhere, know that I didn't get them from there. Perhaps there is some sort of mysterious portal in my brain?

Read and witness my comedic stylings and (BONUS!) my purpose in life!

Monday, August 17, 2009

I've been writing and writing for days...

...And I still don't have anything to show for it. However, a long time ago, I originally put this message on the homepage, just to have something there:

Control. Illusion or not, it's what we all want.
` Whether you're an evil genius who wants to take over the world or some faceless bum who can scarcely take on the world, I am here to show you that the world is already within reach.

The only trick is in grasping it.

Even if plying and dominating others is not on your mind, it is important for everyone to learn how to wrap their brains around anything that comes their way.
` That may seem intuitive, though you need to ask; "How does 'everyone' and 'anything' apply to me and whatever might be in my life?"

This is actually a question that you can answer, because skills are not so much things that one knows as they are things that one does.

In other words, what you know or don't know is not as important as how you observe, approach and engage what you could know.

The first skill you must learn is asking questions. Here are some you might have:

That is completely different than my plans now, so I'm taking it off there. I've been writing for... ever to figure out what I want on there, except I have to do it on paper because this computer is so loud I'm gonna scream if I have to be on here for much longer.

So I'm leaving the Corrigendopedia blank for now. See?

At least it's finally up.